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'I rushed right over from my third try at the bar exam as soon as I heard you were here.'

I love Lawyers

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Professional man hurdling

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Sue The Bastards

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Honey! We're home!"

What is possible and what is probable.

"Take me home now!"

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

White House P.R. - Out To Smear the FBI & Mueller.

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'The jury have instructed me to say that they expected a rather more spicy case.'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

"Loved ones scared to death by monsters? Call the law offices of Frank N. Stein..."

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"We would like to request a change of venue to an entirely different legal system."

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

How Lawyers Evolved.

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Late again.

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'