Festival Bag Collector Gifts

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Utility Chic.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

Leaking backpack.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"Which free tote goes best?"

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Traveller's Luggage.

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

Bags of money

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

'When I was your age, I didn't have a fancy backpack to tote my books.'

"I no longer worry about my new car getting dinged in the parking lot."

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

Festival Goer!

Expulsion with Goody Bags

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

Fields of pinstripe

'This one's called our 'lawyer sepcial'. It's a simple open and shut case that you wouldn't hesitate to take into court with you.'

'I've not got my nail file with me, dear.'