Toilet Paper Innovator Pillows

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"No not the puppy please"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

Paper Bath Towels.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Flush Direct

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

Toilet Tissue Typist.

'It was the only white thing I had.'

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

Toilet paper calendar

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill

Toilet paper rush

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

Home For Sale - TP Included