Toilet Paper Connoisseurs Mugs

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"No not the puppy please"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

Flush Direct

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Toilet paper calendar

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill

Home For Sale - TP Included

Toilet paper rush

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"

Man on toilet looks at toilet paper marked 'Emergency Only'.

'Never, Ever...use a restroom without checking the toilet paper first.'

"Obviously, the toilet paper should go over the roll."

Couple with butts for faces buy facial tissue, which is actually toilet paper, at the market.