Rolling Pin Maestro Pillows

Mum's baking is best!

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Speed reader...?"

"Hello?"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'His vocabulary is growing by leaps and soap bubbles.'

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

Business Vacation.

Artistic Licence.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

One Thing / Another

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Where are the kids?'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

Nest building

"I don't perform well under pressure."

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"Do you like my new sandals? They're open-toad."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'