Frying Pan Maestro Pillows

'Fried egg'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Non-Drip ?

In, out, shake it all about.

Patissier

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Computer Music

Records?

Pollsters

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Workers rest

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Wallpaper Music

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

Mum's baking is best!

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

Erich Leinsdorf.

There is no clear line in the salon world.

When Focus Group Researchers Go Head to Head

Home cafeteria.

"Apparently, Paul Hollywood used to be called Paul Hollywoodland."

'Yes Gov. Found the trouble you needed a new windscreen wiper blade.'

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.