Frying Pan Maestro Pillows

'Fried egg'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

In, out, shake it all about.

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Non-Drip ?

Patissier

Records?

Computer Music

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Pollsters

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Wallpaper Music

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Workers rest

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

Mum's baking is best!

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

Erich Leinsdorf.

There is no clear line in the salon world.

When Focus Group Researchers Go Head to Head

Home cafeteria.

Scrapbooking in the 22nd Century.

'Yes Gov. Found the trouble you needed a new windscreen wiper blade.'

The Selfie of Dorian Gray.