Rolling Pin Collector Mugs

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

Rough justice

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Used wheels

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"If you want a balanced meal, you gotta plant in top soil, and rotate the crops."

The dead sea scrolls

'Big advantage!!'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

Edmund Spenser

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

Mum's baking is best!

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

"One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe."

"Don't worry, I haven't forgotten I'm making pastry purses with brie and cranberry confit."

Strategic metals vs. non-strategic metals.

'Yes, Mr. Payton, I told everyone to bring a ball to class. But did I really need to go into specific detail?'

"Valedictorian? Who we kidding? You were all TOPS in your class."

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

A Four-poster bed.

"I was only flirting to get..."

A Betty Grable statue reads "July 1943."

"Elaine, you fool! You'll get us all killed!"

'Got a hairpin.'

'Honey, do you have a spare?'

'I'm having second thoughts about the health benefits of acupuncture.'

'I had possession of the ball more than any other player. . . Yeah, it's my ball.'