Rolling Pin Enthusiasts Mugs

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'We have the same pinterest.'

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

Cricket ball deliveries

Baroque Dance Studio

Monstrosa Impressus

Pastry eats the rolling pin.

Mum's baking is best!

"Don't worry, I haven't forgotten I'm making pastry purses with brie and cranberry confit."

Jesus Rollerblading on water

Diddly

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

Rough justice

"No idea how I'm going to spin this."

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.

How to handle spin

Music Makes Your Head Spin.

'You must be here for the spinning class.'

Charlie The Charmer Has Left The Building

Cat Bowling

'Al Gore won the Nobel Prize for his work on Global Warming...' 'Don't feel bad. If there was a prize for 'spin' you'd win!'

Woman watering her pin wheel.

Bowling alley.

'I like Jazz dance, rollerblading and strip malls. And, well, that's me in a nutshell.'

It's seasonal depression time!

"I'm really an actor. I'm just doing this until I'm offered the right roll-er."

"I'm leaving you, and I'm taking the bowling pins with me."

Man deflated by Flag Day pin

'They say the new bascule operator was once a pinball champ.' (London bus being flicked into the air).

'Do you want a bag with that?'