Rolling Pin Wrangler Pillows

"Don't worry, I haven't forgotten I'm making pastry purses with brie and cranberry confit."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Haircuts

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

Pastry eats the rolling pin.

Mum's baking is best!

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

Rough justice

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

'Farming over a toxic waste dump does cut herbicide and pesticide uses and costs.'

'No this isn't hell, but it's close. I supervise recycling and rubbish collection for Islington.'

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

Walking The Dog.

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

Delights of sea angling!

'You know, our barber really sucks.'

"It's that dreadful wrangler who keeps trying to cut us out from the rest of the herd. Simply ignore him."