Pinsetter Puzzlement Gifts

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

King Pin

Bowling ball head.

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Math Jokes

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Time and money on a seesaw are equals.

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

I brought two #1 pencils.

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

Hunter looking at sign NOOKs and CRANNIES

67 79 97. I thought they'd be more vigorous. I said they're "primes," not "in their prime." 30.

'So now I've got a dollar burning a hole in my pocket...'

I'm sorry sir, we don't stock pin-stripe underwear.

'Just a bit more, mother - then you can go bowling.'

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

Bowling.

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

Jigsaw puzzle

Donkey Fights

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

Doctors playing a friendly game of Darts with Syringes for Darts.

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

"I think we need to spend some time apart."

Puzzle

Lab rat shows lab assistant who to do a maze in a book.