Extra Credit Seeker Gifts

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Will work for ETFs

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Business Outlook

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

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"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!