Loan Loop Enthusiast Mugs

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'Wait a minute....!

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"We've got borrower's remorse."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Student Debt

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

'Just a minute while I pull up your file.'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

Loan trap

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

'Cheer up. Mr. Thomas, it's only until the bail out is over!'

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.