Loop-the-loop Enthusiast Mugs

Bike ramp engineered by: Gracie Bermudez

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Basketball.

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Collective unconscious.

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"He's sending an instant message."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."