Loop Enthusiast Mugs

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Impressing dad.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"The estranged string trio."

Violin Rehearsal

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

The violin lesson

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Quilting Bee.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Cellist wearing face mask.

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

String Quartet Vending Machine

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.