Loop-the-loop Enthusiast Gifts

Bike ramp engineered by: Gracie Bermudez

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Basketball.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Collective unconscious.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"He's sending an instant message."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.