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"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

Taxi

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Igloo Art.

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

For sale

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

Igloo Building.

The very rare and elusive Eskimo turtle.

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."