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"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Igloo Art.

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

Taxi

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

The very rare and elusive Eskimo turtle.

Igloo Building.

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Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."