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The Mobius Family Road Trip

The Life of Pi

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

But under a different accounting convention ...

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Warning: Math Ahead!

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Reign Man

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

The One That Newton Missed

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

Mobius Comic Strip.

Newton discovers surrealism

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

Evolution of God. . .

57th Birthday balloons

Math Dept. Professor, I'd like to write my thesis on infinite sets. Don't start something you can't finish.

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

Black Hole Research Institute has no outbox.

Homer

'Understand Briggs, it is not enough to fail - others must succeed.'

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

Before it even began this would become one of the longest trials on record.