Infinity Enthusiasts Gifts

The Mobius Family Road Trip

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

But under a different accounting convention ...

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Warning: Math Ahead!

Reign Man

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

The One That Newton Missed

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

Newton discovers surrealism

Mobius Comic Strip.

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

57th Birthday balloons

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

Black Hole Research Institute has no outbox.

Homer

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

'Understand Briggs, it is not enough to fail - others must succeed.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Before it even began this would become one of the longest trials on record.

'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'