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Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Not now, Oliver."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Well, that one got away."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Flying sauces.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'