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'Next time, no house warming.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Nice place you've got here"

Housewarming

'We don't get many turtles here.'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'Quickly,it's my husband-out the back!'

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Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Dog Igloo.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Arctic Snails.

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Business acquaintances on holiday

Igloo Art.

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Taxi

Goose escapes the tv.

Arctic Hothouse

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

"Still snow!"

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .