Igloo Enthusiasts Gifts

'Next time, no house warming.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Nice place you've got here"

Housewarming

'We don't get many turtles here.'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'Quickly,it's my husband-out the back!'

For sale

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Dog Igloo.

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Arctic Snails.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Business acquaintances on holiday

Taxi

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Arctic Hothouse

Goose escapes the tv.

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Igloo Art.