Igloo Aficionado Gifts

'You can deny it till you're blue in the face butyou're definitely incontinent!'

'It appears that Umchuk is going on a cruise.'

The very rare and elusive Eskimo turtle.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Igloo Art.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Dog Igloo.

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Arctic Snails.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Business acquaintances on holiday

Taxi

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Arctic Hothouse

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

"Still snow!"

Honey, wake up

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

For sale