Igloo Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It's great to see you both. I hope you didn't have too much trouble getting here.'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Estate agents...

Igloo house sales.

'I told you these Time Share properties were a rip off!'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Come serious climate change, we're talking Riviera here!'

'Perhaps he's right - maybe it will make a great summer house.'

Igloo For Sale: No Termites! NO Carpenter ants! NO fleas! No mice! No rats! Absolutely pest free!

'It cost me $8000.00, and all I can pick up is Canadian PBS.'

Housewarming gifts.

An eskimo shows off his new igloo - 'This place has all the latest features including an 'ig-loo'...'

'It says a friend of Santa Claus lived here.'

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

A-A Rescue

Frozen Fish

"He says we can't get a ride because we don't have an address."

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

Taxi

"Looks like you've got something there."

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Igloo for sale.

Dog Igloo

Delivery.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

"Climate change is really knocking the bottom out of the real estate market."

"From October till March...oh, boy - what a wedding night!"

'Where is your sportive spirit?'

'Hi, Oognik -- hot enough for you?'

Selling igloos: 'You'll like the hallway.'

'I told you getting a hot water heater was a bad idea.'

Arctic Wisearse,

'Unga always wanted to fish from his front porch'