Loop-loving Sprinter Gifts

A runner on an endless loop

10 K Tail-Chase

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Fast Food Dieter

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Rugby Player

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

Finish Line

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

Runner with a kick-starter.

'Boy you are good!'

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

How to distract your opposition on the golf course (farting).

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.

Your 11:30 called. They're running a little late. Sneaker trouble.

'You're taller than I expected.' - 'I'm standing on my blisters.'

"I'm only going to say this to you once...for I've now got a loop pedal..."

Bike ramp engineered by: Gracie Bermudez

'Can't we just toss another coin?.'

'He was sprinting down the track, way ahead of everyone, and suddenly ... Whoa! There's the problem!'

"Mornin' Speedy."