Workaholic Turned Sprinter Gifts

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

Storm in the out tray

37 years in the same position.

Go! Means NOW!

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Fast Food Dieter

Hot dog.

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'His is a working breed.'

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

Can you start immediately?

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

Racing to Hell

I survived the layoffs, but now I'm seizing the days of three people.

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

"I'd better get busy. I have a lot of coffee to drink."

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

'Sorry - his breakfast meeting ran onto a working lunch and now he's at a business dinner.'

A runner on an endless loop

'Heaven is a hard adjustment for the workaholics.'

'Our health plan is that you do push-ups at your desk.'

Feel good looks great

"So you see. . . I didn't 'fail' at retirement. . ."

'You're taller than I expected.' - 'I'm standing on my blisters.'

"Everybody's getting together after work to do some more work—you in?"

"I've never actually run but I understand the marathon mentality."

He wasn't exactly married to his work, but they sure did go dancing a lot.