Workaholic Turned Sprinter Mugs

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

Storm in the out tray

37 years in the same position.

Go! Means NOW!

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Fast Food Dieter

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'His is a working breed.'

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

Can you start immediately?

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

Racing to Hell

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

A runner on an endless loop

'Heaven is a hard adjustment for the workaholics.'

'Sorry - his breakfast meeting ran onto a working lunch and now he's at a business dinner.'

"I'd better get busy. I have a lot of coffee to drink."

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

Feel good looks great

"So you see. . . I didn't 'fail' at retirement. . ."

'You're taller than I expected.' - 'I'm standing on my blisters.'

'Our health plan is that you do push-ups at your desk.'

"Everybody's getting together after work to do some more work—you in?"

"I've never actually run but I understand the marathon mentality."

He wasn't exactly married to his work, but they sure did go dancing a lot.

'He was sprinting down the track, way ahead of everyone, and suddenly ... Whoa! There's the problem!'