Fast-paced Worker Gifts

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Nutrition-Free Diet

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

Big Boy Foot

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

NDAs for non VIPs

'The fries are re-fried, the char-broiled burger is re-charbroiled, and the toasted muffin is re-toasted.'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

That's my boss for you - a platitude with an attitude.

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

101 things to do with lutefisk.