Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.
Fast-paced Feats Gifts
Looking for a gift for the thrill-seeker or the adrenaline junkie who thrives on fast-paced feats? Our playful collection brings their love of speed and adventure to life, with humorous and bold designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Ideal for someone who lives for the rush and wants to keep that excitement close—whether at home or in their daily wardrobe. Find the perfect surprise that matches their energetic spirit and fuels their passion for fast-paced pursuits.
'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'
'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'
'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'
"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."
"Look, I took my own kidney out."
'Coffee overload.'
'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'
'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'
New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!
Kangaroo in a hurry.
'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'
Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.
'And remember, when you reach the speed of sound the controls work in the reverse direction.'
'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'
"Computer trading happens so fast, I hardly have time to hit my panic button."
A politicians runs from race horses
A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY
'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'
A guy like you who lives life in the fast lane has to expect a few fender benders.
For some reason the waiter feared that this customer may do a runer
"I want you to reduce your speed, Payne!"
'I'm not hungry.' - 'How's the fasting going?' - 'Not good. I can't stop thinking about food.' - Why are you looking at me funny?' - 'Oh, this isn't good.'
Info Superhiway Bar & Grill...Happy hour, 5 - 5:05.
'Now, members of the audience, this is 'The minute waltz' in 25 seconds!'
"The cops were on to him"
Speed reading class.
Life In The fast Lane: '24 hours without food is a long, long time...'
"Athletic shoes please. I live life in the fast lane!"
Traffic policeman stops cheetah for speeding.
"I don't have time for a TV dinner. I'll just grab a cell phone snack!"
Fred after taking the Evelyn Wood Speed Meter Reading Course.
"My favourite food? Frankly, I don't really know. I eat so quickly I hardly taste anything..."
Fast-paced Feats Gifts Collection
Fast-paced Feats Mugs
Explore our mugs collection filled with energetic designs for anyone who loves fast-paced feats—ideal to start their day full of enthusiasm.
Fast-paced Feats Pillows
Check out our pillows that add a lively touch to any space, celebrating the thrill of fast-paced feats.
Fast-paced Feats Prints
Discover vibrant prints capturing the spirit of speed and adventure—great for decorating a space full of energy.
Fast-paced Feats T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed for adrenaline lovers—perfect for those who enjoy high-speed adventures and want to wear their passions.