Fast-paced Feats Pillows

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

'Coffee overload.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

Kangaroo in a hurry.

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

'And remember, when you reach the speed of sound the controls work in the reverse direction.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"Computer trading happens so fast, I hardly have time to hit my panic button."

A politicians runs from race horses

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

For some reason the waiter feared that this customer may do a runer

"I want you to reduce your speed, Payne!"

'I'm not hungry.' - 'How's the fasting going?' - 'Not good. I can't stop thinking about food.' - Why are you looking at me funny?' - 'Oh, this isn't good.'

Info Superhiway Bar & Grill...Happy hour, 5 - 5:05.

'Now, members of the audience, this is 'The minute waltz' in 25 seconds!'

"The cops were on to him"

Speed reading class.

Life In The fast Lane: '24 hours without food is a long, long time...'

"Athletic shoes please. I live life in the fast lane!"

Traffic policeman stops cheetah for speeding.

"I don't have time for a TV dinner. I'll just grab a cell phone snack!"

Fred after taking the Evelyn Wood Speed Meter Reading Course.

"My favourite food? Frankly, I don't really know. I eat so quickly I hardly taste anything..."