Fast-paced Thrill Seeker Gifts

A politicians runs from race horses

Traffic policeman stops cheetah for speeding.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Chiller Theatre

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Extreme Bungy

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Rock Climber

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Bears going water skiing.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Marco ..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.