Speedy Performer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your speedy performer? Whether they’re racing through life or bursting with creative energy, find fun and stylish items like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture their quick-witted spirit and passion for speed. Celebrate their energetic personality with our playful designs that make every day a race to enjoy.

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'Now, members of the audience, this is 'The minute waltz' in 25 seconds!'

'Now, members of the audience, this is 'The minute waltz' in 25 seconds!' mockup

'Now, members of the audience, this is 'The minute waltz' in 25 seconds!'

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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

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They hated me.

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Showbiz Awards

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"God, I hope no one asks me to sing." mockup

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

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'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?' mockup

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

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"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!" mockup

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

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"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed." mockup

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

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"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'" mockup

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

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"We're following Carrot Top."

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"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'" mockup

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

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"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons." mockup

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

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"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me." mockup

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

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"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug." mockup

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

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'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.' mockup

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

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Cow Show Tunes

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"Smile when you say that, pardner." mockup

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

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'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.' mockup

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

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"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world." mockup

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

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'Play it again, Sam.'

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"I can't believe he brought her." mockup

"I can't believe he brought her."

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Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition mockup

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

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"Bravo!"

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'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!' mockup

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

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Rock Climber

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Jazz is Invented

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Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin. mockup

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

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"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'" mockup

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

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"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent." mockup

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

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Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death." mockup

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

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"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?" mockup

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

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Speedy Performer Gifts Collection

Speedy Performer Mugs

Discover our range of mugs celebrating speedy performers—perfect for morning coffee or a spirited gift that keeps their energy high.

Speedy Performer Pillows

Add comfort and character with pillows that highlight a speedy performer’s lively spirit—a fun way to brighten up their space.

Speedy Performer Prints

Decorate their environment with prints that celebrate quick minds and fast-paced lifestyles, perfect for inspiring creative bursts.

Speedy Performer T-Shirts

Explore our collection of t-shirts designed for the quick and creative! Find the perfect witty or vibrant statement piece for your speedy performer.