
'Now, members of the audience, this is 'The minute waltz' in 25 seconds!'
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'Now, members of the audience, this is 'The minute waltz' in 25 seconds!'
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
They hated me.
Showbiz Awards
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
Anna Calvi
"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."
"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"
"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"
"We're following Carrot Top."
"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."
"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."
George Michael
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
Cow Show Tunes
'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'
"I'm the only sane artist in the world."
Rock Climber
"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"
Jazz is Invented
"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."
"Bravo!"
This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.
"I can't believe he brought her."
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'
'Play it again, Sam.'
Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition
Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.
Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.
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