Speedy Worker Gifts

Stop it! Slow down!

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Nutrition-Free Diet

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

Runner Bean...

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

Big Boy Foot

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

'The fries are re-fried, the char-broiled burger is re-charbroiled, and the toasted muffin is re-toasted.'

That's my boss for you - a platitude with an attitude.

NDAs for non VIPs

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'