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Stop it! Slow down!

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Nutrition-Free Diet

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

Runner Bean...

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Big Boy Foot

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'The fries are re-fried, the char-broiled burger is re-charbroiled, and the toasted muffin is re-toasted.'

That's my boss for you - a platitude with an attitude.

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

The Colonel at home.

101 things to do with lutefisk.