Fast-paced Work T-Shirts

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"I need to clone myself."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"Please hold my calls."

'Coffee overload.'

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

"Look I'm half way through a meeting, this better be bloody important!"

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"Computer trading happens so fast, I hardly have time to hit my panic button."

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

A guy like you who lives life in the fast lane has to expect a few fender benders.

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

A politicians runs from race horses

Info Superhiway Bar & Grill...Happy hour, 5 - 5:05.

"Relax warrior, it's not the weekend."

'You can't fully appreciate doing nothing unless you have a lot of jobs you should be doing. . .'

Stop it! Slow down!

Speed reading class.

Traffic policeman stops cheetah for speeding.

"I don't have time for a TV dinner. I'll just grab a cell phone snack!"

Fred after taking the Evelyn Wood Speed Meter Reading Course.

"My favourite food? Frankly, I don't really know. I eat so quickly I hardly taste anything..."