Fast-paced Foodie T-Shirts

"I don't have time for a TV dinner. I'll just grab a cell phone snack!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Back in 5 minutes!

"You're next on my bucket list."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Can I have flies with that'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Nutrition-Free Diet

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'