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"Don't eat so fast"

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"You're next on my bucket list."

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"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Avocado Timeline

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

Barbecue Fetch

S. S. All You Can Eat

Hot dog.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

The Deli Llama

'Sorry I'll have to hurry the working breakfast, I due at a business lunch.'

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

'It was very good.'

"Gimme a burger, fried and chocolate shake and I'm not going to beg!"

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

"This is my final offer: you get 18% and a kind word on Yelp."

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

Supermarket Aisles.

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

Dietitian: Weighting Room.

'What can you whip up real quick? We're eating on the run today.'