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'I was in a bit of a hurry so I made it from a mix.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The Fast Lane.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Running Latte

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Formula One car origami

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

What's Their Secret?

'Styrofoam.'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

Harps and Embroidery.

Home Working

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

"I found your scissors, Tia Carmen."

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

Making a birdbath.