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"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Gay Times...

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Ironing day.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Catalogue of little books.

"Much ado list"