Speedy Organizer Gifts

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Gay Times...

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Ironing day.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Much ado list"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.