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"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Inout baskets.

Fittd shēt

Ironing day.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Dust Bunny

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Two stressed drinking birds

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

Carpet Cleaner.

His and Hers Garage

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

Untidy bedroom

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'