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'I finally had everything together. . . and then I lost my organizer.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

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"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ironing day.

Worker ant's To Do list.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Hold me!'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."