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Runner Bean...

Go! Means NOW!

Running

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Runner going through hurdles.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Centaur Sprinter

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

Can you start immediately?

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

'Spinout!'

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

Runner with a kick-starter.

'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'

Runners have a pay toll.