Speedy Sprinter Mugs

Runner Bean...

Go! Means NOW!

"OK, ready to go again?"

Running

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Runner going through hurdles.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Centaur Sprinter

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

Linford Christie

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

'Spinout!'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

Can you start immediately?

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

Runner with a kick-starter.

Runners have a pay toll.