Speedy Walker Gifts

In 'n out lung transplant.

Runner Bean...

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Speed reader...?"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'To be honest, Fred, the tour was so fast that I won't know exactly where we went until the credit card bill arrives.'

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

'You can speed it up if you want.'

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

The downside of curbing your dog....

They're using our @#$% slipstream again.

'You can't class walking to the pub as regular exercise.'

Fitness walking isn't so bad...it's such a simple, uncomplicated activity!"

'Now, members of the audience, this is 'The minute waltz' in 25 seconds!'

Stop it! Slow down!

I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's such a nice day I think I'll walk."

Grab your stuff and pay and get out of here convenience store.

"Oh, I don't watch these exercise videos. I get my excercise by walking here to rent one and then returning it."

Speedwalking "This makes all those funny looks I've gotten over the years seem worth it!"

'I was in a bit of a hurry so I made it from a mix.'

Target run

Dragster shopper

"I drank 20 cups of coffee yesterday and gave a 500 word sales pitch in 30 seconds, but not in any known language."

Oh, shit. Stuck behind a dog walker.