Speedwalking Gifts

Speedwalking "This makes all those funny looks I've gotten over the years seem worth it!"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Speed reader...?"

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Sleepwalking Golfer

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

The Home Birth of Venus

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You can speed it up if you want.'

'You been sleep walking again?'

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

Courage Frosty. Courage.

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Watch out if I doze off, I sleep probe."

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"It looks like the only time I can fitness walk is at 7 pm...when my favorite telenovela starts..."

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'

In 'n out lung transplant.

Sleep conducting

Candle

I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...