Speedwalking Pillows

Speedwalking "This makes all those funny looks I've gotten over the years seem worth it!"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Speed reader...?"

Luke Sleepwalker...

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Sleepwalking Golfer

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

The Home Birth of Venus

'You waltz in here, bare-naked, demanding more money and a better job? Wake up, son, you're dreaming.'

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'You been sleep walking again?'

'You can speed it up if you want.'

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

Courage Frosty. Courage.

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"Airedale, what's yours?"

They're using our @#$% slipstream again.

"Watch out if I doze off, I sleep probe."

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"It looks like the only time I can fitness walk is at 7 pm...when my favorite telenovela starts..."

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'

In 'n out lung transplant.

Hamelin Brothers in Vancouver come in 4th and 5th.

Old West Park. Caricatures. $10.00. I guess we should have expected stick figures from "the quickest draw in town."

Sleep conducting

Candle