Speedy Traveler Gifts

'To be honest, Fred, the tour was so fast that I won't know exactly where we went until the credit card bill arrives.'

Easter Island legs

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Tourists in Egypt

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Rock - see you in a million years!

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Welcome Ghost.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Mad For It

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Anything to declare?'

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Free WiFi

Bev puts on an old favorite

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

English man in Australia during christmas

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

A man lies across the humps of a camel.