Speed Traveler Gifts

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Tourists in Egypt

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Virtual Beach

"They migrate here each summer."

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

"How much for just the ring?"

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

Sailor offering lady a drink which she will only accept as medicine,

"Would you like a meal, Sir?"

'He's on playstaycation.'

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

Communication on a bus

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

"Springtime in Paris on Google Earth. I told you I was a romantic."

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

'To be honest, Fred, the tour was so fast that I won't know exactly where we went until the credit card bill arrives.'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver