Crime Traveler Gifts

Police sketch artist drawing class.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

Vaccination Passport

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

A white collar cow.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'Anything to declare?'

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island